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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Prison Break - Season 3

Prison Break - Season 3


INFO

http://www.fox.com/prisonbreak

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Episode 1:
(HDTV.XviD.XOR)
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http://rapidshare.com/files/56492900/pb.three.one.part2.rar
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Episode 1:
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http://rapidshare.com/files/56543219/PB301-xor.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56543250/PB301-xor.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56543267/PB301-xor.part4.rar
Password: jazdaaa

Episode 1:
(HDTV.XviD.XOR) by Gwhizz:
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http://rapidshare.com/files/56473293/sweet.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56474195/sweet.part4.rar

Episode 1:
(HDTV.XviD-XOR)
http://secured.in/download-94374-798f7e1a.html Status:
Password: m2k4est

Episode 1:
(HDTV.XviD-XOR)
http://rapidshare.com/files/56569587/pb301.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56554371/pb301.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56558665/pb301.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56562779/pb301.part4.rar

Prison Break - Season 3 HR.HDTV/720p.x264

Prison Break - Season 3 HR.HDTV/720p.x264



INFO

http://www.fox.com/prisonbreak/showinfo/

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Episode 1:
(720p.HDTV.x264-CTU)
http://rapidshare.com/files/56516106/pb.0301.720h.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56516218/pb.0301.720h.part02.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/56515964/pb.0301.720h.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56516000/pb.0301.720h.part12.rar

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http://rapidshare.com/files/56480080/pb.0301.720p.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56480115/pb.0301.720p.part11.rar

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http://rapidshare.com/files/56547923/PB301-720p.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56547974/PB301-720p.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56548514/PB301-720p.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56548586/PB301-720p.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/56548620/PB301-720p.part12.rar
Password: jazdaaa

Grey's Anatomy - The Complete Season 2 HDTVRip

Grey's Anatomy - The Complete Season 2 HDTVRip

Grey's Anatomy - The Complete Season 2 HDTVRip



INFO


A drama centered on the personal and professional lives of five surgical interns and their supervisors.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413573/


Download Links*


Episode 1:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57233318/ga1.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57234179/ga1.part2.rar

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Episode 2:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57246231/ga2.part3.rar

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Episode 3:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57248982/ga3.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57249526/ga3.part4.rar


Episode 4:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57315301/ga4.part3.rar

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Episode 5:

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Episode 6:

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Episode 7:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57331599/ga7.part3.rar

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Episode 8:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57333180/ga8.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57333765/ga8.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57334337/ga8.part4.rar


Episode 9:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57335502/ga9.part2.rar

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57336583/ga9.part4.rar


Episode 10:

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Episode 11:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57339842/ga11.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57340474/ga11.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57340917/ga11.part4.rar


Episode 12:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57341456/ga12.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57342037/ga12.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57342589/ga12.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57343056/ga12.part4.rar


Episode 13:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57344083/ga13.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57344607/ga13.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57345224/ga13.part4.rar


Episode 14:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57346267/ga14.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57346753/ga14.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57347195/ga14.part4.rar


Episode 15:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57347772/ga15.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57348265/ga15.part2.rar

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http://rapidshare.com/files/57349781/ga15.part4.rar


Episode 16:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57350417/ga16.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57351102/ga16.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57385318/ga16.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57385728/ga16.part4.rar


Episode 17:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57426702/ga17.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57427481/ga17.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57428095/ga17.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57428620/ga17.part4.rar


Episode 18:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57429196/ga18.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57429847/ga18.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57431308/ga18.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57431812/ga18.part4.rar


Episode 19:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57432461/ga19.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57433514/ga19.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57434177/ga19.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57434720/ga19.part4.rar


Episode 20:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57435539/ga20.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57436186/ga20.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57436792/ga20.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57437359/ga20.part4.rar


Episode 21:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57437978/ga21.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57439044/ga21.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57439699/ga21.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57440524/ga21.part4.rar


Episode 22:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57442194/ga22.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57442840/ga22.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57443457/ga22.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57443955/ga22.part4.rar


Episode 23:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57445690/ga23.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57446382/ga23.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57447075/ga23.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57447657/ga23.part4.rar


Episode 24:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57448523/ga24.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57449628/ga24.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57450731/ga24.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57452535/ga24.part4.rar


Episode 25:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57453228/ga25.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57454368/ga25.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57455071/ga25.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57455735/ga25.part4.rar


Episode 26:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57456502/ga26.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57457208/ga26.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57457817/ga26.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57458344/ga26.part4.rar


Episode 27:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57458963/ga27.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57459658/ga27.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57460888/ga27.part3.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/57461545/ga27.part4.rar



Sample:

http://rapidshare.com/files/57505829/ga_sample.avi


Monday, September 24, 2007

Did You Call For Me?

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....

"Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!

A Small Test

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a politician!"

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Funny Commercials II

Funny Commercials II

Very Funny Animated Gifs



Very Funny Animated Gifs

Thirty Times in a Row

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

You Are My First

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

His First Exam

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

Well, when the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove is for... but what's the BEER for?" At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Come on, nurse!!!... I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"

An Important Paper

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

You Will Be Punished

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Funny blond cops joke.....

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, I must have left it at home officer.

The cop says, Well, do you have any kind of identification? The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, All I have is this picture of myself. The cop says, Let me see it, then.

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.

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Helicopter carrying a ship....